(To the tune of "The Jet Song" from West Side Story)
When you're EFX, you're EFX all the way
From your first in-between to retirement day!
When you're in EFX let 'em do what they can
You draw fire, smoke, water, and dust on command!
You're never alone
You're never disconnected
You're blowing things up
When character's affected
You aren't neglected!
Then you are set with a capital "E"
Which you'll never forget till they switch to CG
When you're EFX,
You
Stay
EFX!!!!!!!
WAAAAHAGAGAAGHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletepity the dude who sang the jet song is most likely DEAD. we should've been born 50 years ago and sent him letters of petition to record it.
of course, CG didn't exist in any way, shape or form back then.
that leaves only one option:
TIME MACHINE. :D